How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?
LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't care
LOVE when intercourse is called making love
LUST all other times
MARRIAGE what's intercourse?
LOVE when you argue over how many children to have
LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot
MARRIAGE when you argue over money
LOVE when you share everything you own
LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything
LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax
LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax
MARRIAGE what's a climax?
LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex
MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's game starts
LOVE when you write poems about your partner
LUST when all you write is your phone number
MARRIAGE when all you write are check's
LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings
LUST when you couldn't give a rip
MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV
LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"
LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent
LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake
LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them
LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them
MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them
LOVE when nobody else matters
LUST when nobody else knows
MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows
LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap
MARRIAGE when you never listen to music
LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about
LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about
MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought
LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
LUST when you're only interested in one thing
MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is your golf score
2007-12-23 00:32:43 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow!! Those are awesome, and I'm not married (yet) *star* for you!!
2007-12-23 04:00:56 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out Mark Twain's short story When the Gods Laugh...:)
2007-12-23 08:57:06 · answer #2 · answered by charlesdclimer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-12-24 15:38:29 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol Honey how very true especially Marriage,here have a star.xxx
2007-12-23 10:15:44 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WOW! Marriage is really taking a beating. lol.
Kinda makes you want to sign-up for one of the other two.
2007-12-24 19:53:24 · answer #5 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My life is over my mind is full of lust
2007-12-24 18:04:47 · answer #6 · answered by Deborah C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha soooooooo funny :)
Deserve a *
made my day :) the truth is the funniest comedy :P
xx
2007-12-23 12:53:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i would like to be married out of love and have lust...
though the whole thing was pretty long
2007-12-23 08:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by sonia_izhar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was kind of long but worth the read!
2007-12-23 16:57:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
oooohhhhh
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I CAN'T BELIEVE THT I GOT ENGAGED,
wht was i thinking, help plz
"just kidding, my fiance is a wonderful, amazing person, gosh how much i love her"
but pretty funny, deserve a *, but i hope tht i don't end up like this
looool =D
2007-12-23 08:43:03 · answer #10 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋