A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. "Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair that you should know five things.
Number One. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
Number Two. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
Number Three. I'm a six-foot-tall, 175 lb. Blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
Number Four. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
Number Five. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
She concludes by smugly asking, "Now think about it seriously, mister.
Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five f*cking times."
2007-12-21 22:57:45 · 23 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehehehehehehehe
tht was whacky
hahaha brilliant ;D
2007-12-21 23:05:35 · answer #1 · answered by Light Shielded By Dark 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant
2007-12-21 23:44:41 · answer #2 · answered by Jimmy c 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Wow. I think that the blind man is the one having the blonde moment.
2007-12-22 05:05:28 · answer #3 · answered by stephieSD 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic! A 10! A star! And I loved it! lol.
2007-12-22 03:59:38 · answer #4 · answered by larry m♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. Oldie but still goldie. Niiice.
2007-12-22 01:28:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe funny,nice oldie goldie.......poor blondes,reading all these jokes about them,and some are actually quite brainy and very nice peeps !
2007-12-21 23:13:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2007-12-22 04:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by Quizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-21 23:31:59 · answer #8 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny.a star
2016-05-25 22:38:16 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha!!
i love blonde jokes! urs was really funny!!
starred!!
2007-12-21 23:26:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋