You see, I killed God. Dead as a door nail. It will be all over the news after Christmas. Are you upset or relieved?
2007-12-21 19:35:24 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ok, the people responding are either
1) rational, i.e. atheists
2) irrational, i.e theists.
additionally, many of the irrationals don't understand the concept of satire. I am so proud of the school system.
Report me for what? That didn't break any rules. Learn to take a joke. Why don't you start explaining why you want there to be a God?
2007-12-21 20:02:35 · update #1
ohh, opps. a lot of you atheists also don't understand satire. Pick up a book
2007-12-21 20:06:34 · update #2
I will be relieved because concept of GOD had created havoc on this planet more than few madmen like HITLER and others.
Holier than thou attitude had seen killings and killings in name of GOD and still this polarization had brought this world close to third world war.
I seriously wants to questions him/her about this paradox, if I could ever come across GOD.
2007-12-21 19:40:08 · answer #1 · answered by rockaclimba 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Didn't the Romans already do that?? I think so. About 2000 years ago? Yeah, Im sure I've heard that from Christians. On a big cross thingy.
2007-12-22 03:41:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Reported.
2007-12-22 03:37:54 · answer #3 · answered by afreeman20035252 5 · 1⤊ 4⤋
There is no such thing as "GOD" only the power of nature and carma. And I doubt it will be on the news!
2007-12-22 03:38:40 · answer #4 · answered by frozenangel_769 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The news will never be heard as Christmas has been postponed. ha ha
2007-12-22 03:39:02 · answer #5 · answered by xris 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just insert new batteries and your TV remote will work good as new.
Do I have to fix everything?
2007-12-22 03:39:06 · answer #6 · answered by thezaylady 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
um..well first of all you can not kill God is almighty and all powerful...God is the King of the universe and People who want to take him out of it are people who can't accept the fact that there is someone stronger than anything else....it says in the Bible that God has already one the battle no body will ever be able to kill God because God is God..so u just need to shut-up and go talk to somebody
2007-12-22 03:43:00 · answer #7 · answered by Emily C 1 · 0⤊ 4⤋
Neither, I don't see how that's possible, since he doesn't exist..........interesting question, though.
Edit: People, why do you have to be so offended that you report him? I personally wouldn't, don't see why people would.....
2007-12-22 03:45:39 · answer #8 · answered by ♠I Did My Time♠ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i dont get reporting people, are you that hurt by peoples comments on yahoo answers? like really? its not all tha timoirtant to my life or emtional wellbeing just let it go
2007-12-22 03:38:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Neiter, because it never happened and no power in Universe can do that. He was never born and will never die. IF someone was never born, you can not kill
2007-12-22 03:39:57 · answer #10 · answered by Ahmad 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋