As a trucker in Essex stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.
The trucker lowers the window, and she says Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again catches up she jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.
Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly,Hi, my name is Sharon and you are losing some of your load.Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again.
When the light turns green, the trucker revs up and races to the next light.
When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says
Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm driving a f**king gritter!
2007-12-21 16:20:59 · 10 answers · asked by jockman432004 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hey nice one! ive copied and about to paste and send off,hope you have a great christmas and a fantastic new year,as we now intend to have.take care all the best and cheers to you and yours jockman.
2007-12-21 17:44:45 · answer #1 · answered by fozz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kevin: Thas bahn te git tha deeath o’ could wi thee pants down; then t’worms al come an eat Thee up; then ducks al come an eat up t’worms; then we’ll end up eating t’ducks; then we all ‘av eaten Thee. So pull up thee pants an git that grit truck going agin.
(Yorkshire broad for the Heathen – free adaptation of “On Ilkla Moor bar t’hat” ).
Ps Yanks, what about “True Grit” – with your National hero, ol’ Johnny Wayne ? Rumour goes he used to shovel grit for Mc Alistair before heaving over to Hollywood. True or false? No hard feelings.
2007-12-22 15:53:31 · answer #2 · answered by Cycwynner 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny (assuming a gritter is a truck that sands icey roads).....
2007-12-22 00:49:22 · answer #3 · answered by Awesome★Possum♕҉☮♪♥♠♦♣♫ღ☼✔♀✫ஐ¤Δ☺◎ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi jock man, very good love youre sence of humer
2007-12-22 10:52:07 · answer #4 · answered by bluebrancall 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
um... are you British? American's wont get that- we call them "sand trucks"
2007-12-22 00:59:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
sooooooo funny giggle. """""2
2007-12-22 03:36:15 · answer #6 · answered by Blue eyes 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha another good Brit joke,,,
2007-12-22 01:51:05 · answer #7 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha....brilliant
2007-12-22 03:06:02 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-23 14:15:34 · answer #9 · answered by ♥ineversaidiwasperfect 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
what?
2007-12-22 00:39:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋