* You can GET chocolate.
* "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
* Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
* You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
* You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
* You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
* If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
* Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
* The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
* You can have chocolate on top of your desk during working hours without upsetting your work mates.
* You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
* You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
* With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
* Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
* You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
* Good chocolate is easy to find.
* You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
* You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
* When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbours awake.
* With chocolate size doesn't matter; it's always good.
2007-12-21 13:33:47 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I never thought of chocolate that way
I'm gonna get me some chocolate now!
YUMMY
2007-12-21 13:49:43 · answer #1 · answered by CrazyH 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Good and funny! Chocolate makes you fat and sex doesn't!
2007-12-21 14:02:06 · answer #2 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha! loved it! a star for you! good job, good reasons! i hate sex too! you can never compare chocolate to sex; chocolate would win no matter what. even if i had diabetes, which i don't.
2007-12-21 13:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by alicia<3 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hehe....Hahaha!! I Love Chocolate!!! LOL.
2007-12-26 06:01:51 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
im eating chocolate as im reading this!
2007-12-27 09:14:56 · answer #5 · answered by :) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's why i love chocolate ..so let's have it now...
2007-12-21 20:35:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
a ja ja if you are right but with the sex you diveirte but
2007-12-21 14:32:32 · answer #7 · answered by EVEL¥N 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!!!!
2007-12-27 05:27:27 · answer #8 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
all true and good except for the last one...THAT'S STILL the bigger the better
: )
2007-12-21 14:42:18 · answer #9 · answered by gothpunkrocker91 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! And thanks a lot for making me feel better about size not mattering. lol
2007-12-21 13:47:12 · answer #10 · answered by diamondrob1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋