Think about it, folks: Every visit to a non-Asatru worship assembly is just one more slap in Thor's face. Is that a risk you really want to take? Hmmm?
2007-12-21 13:31:50 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That's why I don't use margarine. It's not nice to fool mother nature.
2007-12-21 13:36:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I think we've already done it. Thor HAS to be friendly with Goglow, the God of Global Warming. We ticked off Thor, and now we are going to fry. It's too late... there is no turning back. People talk about hell, and now we're going to feel it. Guess I should have given my heart to Thor when I had the chance!
2007-12-22 01:24:22 · answer #2 · answered by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't anger Thor - I raise my horn to him at every gathering and give him honor.
Glad I'm Heathen! My God carries a spear that never misses and another God has a really huge hammer.
((Yo Gabbe - your own bible says that other gods are real and Thor and Heathens kneel to no one)
2007-12-21 13:39:51 · answer #3 · answered by Aravah 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Did you know that most people who are struck by lightning were playing golf at the time?
All hail Thor!
2007-12-21 13:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by Citizen Justin 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I know... he could pummel us little mortals to bits... what if us pagans are right, eh? Shouldn't everyone be a pagan, just in case? Why take that risk, why make him mad?
*involuntary twitch*
2007-12-21 14:18:24 · answer #5 · answered by xx. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love a good thunder storm!
2007-12-21 14:33:44 · answer #6 · answered by punch 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm wearing my Thor's hammer. I'm good.
2007-12-21 14:13:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Pfft, "You shall have no other God before me". If you want to worship a being who relies on atmospheric pressure to impress you go ahead. I'll stick to the Creator of the Universe.
2007-12-21 13:37:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 6⤋
Thor will be washing Jesus' feet on judgement day... Wait, no he won't... Thor is not real.
Yo Girl down there... Is does not say they are real. It says people worship them. It also say you shall have no other gods before me. If you want to quote scripture you have to account for it all.
And every knee shall bow and tounge confess that Jesus Christ is Lord!!
2007-12-21 13:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by gabeerwin 3 · 0⤊ 8⤋
that's exactly the reason why i wear lightning rods everywhere i go.
2007-12-21 13:35:49 · answer #10 · answered by bad tim 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋