Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny.
"She's incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards." said one doctor. "Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours. He nearly died on us!"
The second doctor said, "That's nothing. Earlier this week, I told her to give a patient an enema every 24 hours. She tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour! The guy nearly exploded!"
Suddenly, they hear this blood-curdling scream from down the hall.
"Oh my God!" said the first doctor, "I just realized I told Nurse Jenny to prick Mr. Smith's boil!"
2007-12-21 13:27:25 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha !!!! i'm a nurse but thankfully not a blonde one ha ha ha ha ha ! love this,will forward this to blonde nursey friends tho . . .sure to raise a laugh!
2007-12-22 10:32:52 · answer #1 · answered by fingerlickinchicken 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funnneeeeeeeeeee! CJ
2007-12-21 13:53:17 · answer #2 · answered by CJ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a good one!
2007-12-21 13:33:18 · answer #3 · answered by cindywinton 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha...boiled the prick lol...star
2007-12-21 15:46:10 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good.
2007-12-21 13:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL~ Very funny!
2007-12-21 13:52:41 · answer #6 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-26 00:27:56 · answer #7 · answered by drdennie2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL you get my seal of aprovel, lol.
2007-12-21 13:39:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This one always cracks me up!!!!
2007-12-27 05:36:29 · answer #9 · answered by brneyedgirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just don't get it?
sorry
2007-12-21 13:56:11 · answer #10 · answered by CrazyH 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋