Once upon a time a powerful Emperor of the Rising Sun advertised for a new Chief Samurai. After a year, only three applied for the job: a Japanese, a Chinese and a Jewish samurai.
"Demonstrate your skills!" commanded the Emperor.
The Japanese samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box and released a fly. He drew his katana and swish, the fly fell to the floor, neatly divided in two. "What a feat!" said the Emperor."Samurai Number Two, show me what you do." The Chinese samurai bowed, stepped forward and opened a tiny box, releasing a fly. He drew his katana and swish, swish, the fly fell to the floor neatly quartered. "That is skill!" nodded the Emperor.
"How are you going to top that, Samurai Number Three?" The Jewish samurai stepped forward, opened a tiny box, releasing one fly, drew his katana and swoooooosh, flourished his katana so mightily that a gust of wind blew through the room.
2007-12-21 12:21:12 · 6 answers · asked by thirdfrikkingaccount 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
But the fly was still buzzing around!
In disappointment, the Emperor said, "What kind of skill is that? The fly isn't even dead."
"Dead, schmead," replied the Jewish samurai. "Dead is easy. Circumcision . . . that takes skill!
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2007-12-21 12:21:34 · update #1
You're awesome!! Good one!! 8-)
2007-12-21 14:12:34 · answer #1 · answered by ~ luv sis 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was really good thanx for the laugh. Heres a star for ya!
2007-12-21 20:38:18 · answer #2 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lmao,a star for you !
2007-12-21 22:49:48 · answer #3 · answered by josh 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Fabulous...Star for you my good man.
2007-12-22 21:57:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-12-21 21:01:57 · answer #5 · answered by Res T 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol star
2007-12-21 20:57:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋