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My co-worker/friend was complaining of her bf using her toothbrush. She said, "I told him Just because you sleep in my bed doesn't mean you can use my toothebrush!"

Fill in the blank ...funniest gets 10 points!

2007-12-21 11:20:12 · 29 answers · asked by Stiletto ♥ 6 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

I took that e out of toothbrush but it magically appeared! hmmmmmm

2007-12-21 11:20:55 · update #1

29 answers

Just because you sleep in my bed,doesn,t mean you,ll be fed.Cook me breakfast!

2007-12-21 20:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by warriorbabe 4 · 1 0

Just because you sleep in my bed doesnt mean you can Sleep in the same bed everynight and leave th tolit seat up and Handcuff me to the bed! haha jk

2007-12-21 19:24:21 · answer #2 · answered by Jasmine 5 · 2 0

Rubba Dub Dub in my Tubba Tub Bub!

2007-12-21 19:24:29 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Put your cold feet on My Tummy-lol. Love Jo xx

2007-12-21 20:08:06 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yell out my sisters name in the middle of...

Former GF has said to me.

2007-12-21 20:05:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Just because you sleep in my bed doesn't mean you can "invite others to join in."

2007-12-21 19:27:51 · answer #6 · answered by otakunerd 4 · 3 0

Be the one who uses the remote!

2007-12-21 19:24:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Just because you sleep in my bed doesn't mean you can use my razor to shave your balls.

2007-12-21 19:29:41 · answer #8 · answered by amanda 2 · 2 0

just because you sleep in my bed doesn't mean you can snore or make " yo momma " jokes when sleeping!

2007-12-21 19:27:40 · answer #9 · answered by alicia<3 5 · 2 0

Well my snake can not wait and watch the hole it will deffenitly enter that hole dont you agree ;)

2007-12-22 07:00:42 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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