A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, "Please be gentle with me. I'm a virgin."
The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father.
His father comforts him by saying, "Now, now. It'll be okay, son. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours."
2007-12-21 09:53:14 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ROFLMAO!!! That was funny! *star*
2007-12-21 09:56:55 · answer #1 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey jimi. thats just toooooo funny and in some cases soooooo true.. âºâºâºâºâº
2007-12-21 18:23:04 · answer #2 · answered by mrs_pipesmoker 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats the west virginians for ya
2007-12-21 17:59:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, that's a good one.
2007-12-21 18:20:27 · answer #4 · answered by Me, again 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that theres funny
2007-12-21 18:15:07 · answer #5 · answered by freakinjokers_serious 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha love it!! very funny
2007-12-21 18:01:49 · answer #6 · answered by **beep** 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol eww gross, but funny I wonder if I am related? lol...
2007-12-21 17:56:50 · answer #7 · answered by lala girl 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋