For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven.
"You've been such exemplary statues," he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.
The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly emerged a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches. Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces.
"You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning even more widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said, "Great! Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll crap on it's head."
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2007-12-21 07:48:10 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked his father, "What is this, Father?" The father [never having seen an elevator] responded "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful 24-year-old woman stepped out. The father said to his son, "Go get your mother."
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After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with h
2007-12-21 07:49:11 · update #1
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date. Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave if something like this happened.
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died."
"Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
2007-12-21 07:49:20 · update #2
he he he we'll make a joker of ya yet
star award
2007-12-21 08:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The first one was the best! That is way too Funny! But they were all good!
2007-12-21 16:09:58 · answer #2 · answered by <3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe all very funnyy - you get a star !!! the first one was funny . the second was hilarious except it took me a little whiel to get it lol nd the third was funnnnyyy tooo !
2007-12-21 16:17:54 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The first two are too old, the third was cute.
2007-12-21 15:55:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good ones.
2007-12-21 15:52:01 · answer #5 · answered by DT 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked the first two best...but they all were cute.
2007-12-21 16:05:52 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks.
I could use all the laughter I could get.
2007-12-22 00:17:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! ha! ha! very good...
2007-12-21 16:25:40 · answer #8 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..Cute..Keep on..
2007-12-21 16:06:14 · answer #9 · answered by # Maya # 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!!!
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2007-12-21 15:53:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋