a man was hunting in the woods when a bear started to chase him. the man tried to shoot him but his rifle jammed. he ran desperatly thru the woods trying to find shelter while the bear was closing in for the kill. the man finaslly came out of the woods into a clearing with no where to go. a cliff in front of him and the bear behind. if he jumped he would surely die no where to go he did what any person beliveing in God would do. he got on his knees and started praying. he said "oh lord please let this bear a christian bear, please lord just let him be a christian bear". when he opened his eyes from praying God had answered his prayers. the bear was on his knees, thanking god for the food he was about to recieve.
2007-12-21 07:29:44 · 14 answers · asked by aquila1014 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HHHAHAHAHA that is wonderful.
2007-12-21 07:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good one.
Joke doesn't say what happened next, might STILL have been eaten.
SERIOUSLY though.... NEVER run from a bear - it triggers their prey instinct and they will give chase. Better to face them, upright, and then SLOWLY back away from the area. IF they attack, let them hit you and then play dead, keeping your face on the ground to protect it, hope that they will loose interest and leave you alone after a could of minutes.
2007-12-21 07:38:11 · answer #2 · answered by John S 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute merry chriistmas
2007-12-21 07:36:27 · answer #3 · answered by ♥reallyrina♥ ♥roxychick♥ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao. it is cute
i heard one where the man was atheist and he said "Oh my god!" and then god started talking to him about how the guy never believed in him or something.
but this one is cute, u can say it anywhere!
2007-12-21 07:51:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny, but heard already. Yes, it's cute & a classic in a way.
2007-12-21 07:43:49 · answer #5 · answered by Seeker, F.K.A JH da II 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-21 07:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by lala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-12-21 13:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by lirael1019 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tee hee!
2007-12-21 07:33:29 · answer #8 · answered by Supa Woman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute!
2007-12-21 07:32:32 · answer #9 · answered by heartbreaker6713 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha yeah not bad
2007-12-21 07:33:57 · answer #10 · answered by laura 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋