Christmas carols for the mentally disturbed:
* 1. Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?
* 2. Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Kings Disoriented Are
* 3. Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas
* 4. Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me
* 5. Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.....
* 6. Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
* 7. Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
* 8. Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
* 9. Attention Deficit Disorder --- Silent night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is France so far away?
* 10. Obsessive Compulsive Disorder -- - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bell
2007-12-21 07:08:58 · 7 answers · asked by ♂ ♫ Timberwolf 7 in Health ➔ Mental Health
Kat, that is perfectly ok. I have anxiety issues, too.
2007-12-21 07:26:53 · update #1
Mertle, how about
11. Bipolar---I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas. or is it I'm Dreaming of a Blue Christmas?
2007-12-21 07:31:22 · update #2
OMG...I hate to say it, but this is so funny. I have worked in the MH field for almost a decade and right now I am in a PhD program to finally become a psychologist. That makes it even worse that I am laughing out loud! Star for you, and a forward to all of my therapist friends..
2007-12-21 07:18:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
Christmas was a highly anticipated holiday by each one of my daughter's alter personalities - they would take turns telling me of their excitement, and that they did not want to share gifts!
On her first appearance, my Multiple daughter's new alter looked out the window. (As a young child she had never seen snow) She turned and exclaimed in her teenage body, "Look, FEATHERS!"
Oh, we had some good laughs
2007-12-21 07:20:00 · answer #2 · answered by Hope 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
how about
* 11. Bipolar Disorder- HOHOHO. I'll just sit out this Christmas. HOHOHO. Two more hours of sleep?
I dont find number 10 funny and i am OCD so yeah... and bipolar.
2007-12-21 07:16:03 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Bulimics: Now bring us some figgy pudding, and we'll meet in the loooooooooo
2007-12-21 08:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by michele 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Very cute mental humor!! I have bad anxiety so I'm going to the party where no one else will be o.k.?
2007-12-21 07:20:19 · answer #5 · answered by Kat 5 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Well you made me laugh. This was cute
2007-12-21 08:47:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG so halarious
2007-12-21 07:46:29 · answer #7 · answered by fireeyedmaiden 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋