Personally I'm thinking Lil Jon. or Maybe chapelle, or even Pablo Fransisco.
2007-12-21 07:01:01 · 14 answers · asked by King Mike 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
ok smart-a--es. If you could get SOMEONE to re-write it. happy?
2007-12-21 07:11:54 · update #1
Any real modern scientist.
That way, the Bible would actually be filled with facts.
2007-12-21 07:04:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 2⤋
Your question starts, "If YOU could rewrite the bible." Then you ask who would you want to tbe th author.
Wife is interrupting
What's the deal
Work
NOT THAT
Give me a break here, I'm getting ready to rewrite the Bible.
OK
Sorry about that
Wife wants me to get back to work saving the world.
2007-12-21 15:07:31 · answer #2 · answered by valcus43 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why would you want to.
It is a book to make your life better. And written by 'unlettered' men, under inspiration from God.
You cannot get a better author.
some might want it re-written to maybe better conform to THEIR lifestyle...and not Gods'.
(2 TIMOTHY 3:16-17) All Scripture is inspired of God and beneficial for teaching, for reproving, for setting things straight, for disciplining in righteousness, 17Â that the man of God may be fully competent, completely equipped for every good work.
2007-12-21 16:06:38 · answer #3 · answered by pugjw9896 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Harlan Ellison
2007-12-21 15:07:55 · answer #4 · answered by bocasbeachbum 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hitchens, Jung, the 14th Dali Lama, and Joseph Campbell
2007-12-21 15:06:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
If I'm the rewriter, that makes me the author - just based on your question.
Maybe think a little more next time...
If I could choose someone to rewrite it, anyone at all, I'd select Mark Twain.
2007-12-21 15:05:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Isaac Asimov. It would be much shorter (like Jefferson's) and much more rational.
2007-12-21 15:11:19 · answer #7 · answered by Brent Y 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Howard Stern
2007-12-21 15:04:50 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 6⤋
If I rewrote the Bible then I would be the author.
2007-12-21 15:05:48 · answer #9 · answered by Just Me 5 · 2⤊ 3⤋
Oprah
2007-12-21 15:04:55 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 6⤋