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oh come on!! We don't give out bibles!!!just..........new.....rosaries......

2007-12-21 06:19:06 · answer #1 · answered by Hope 4 · 3 0

Do you get all your information about devout Christians from watching Ned Flanders on the Simpsons? You know that's not a documentary, right?

j/k!!

2007-12-21 14:34:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 6 · 2 0

Well, the cool uncle usually comes through with some Joel Osteen merch.

2007-12-21 14:25:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I know they're really surprised when they find I've cut out the inside to fit a flask!

2007-12-21 14:18:25 · answer #4 · answered by ►solo 6 · 1 0

I don't know they pretend.
My wife wouldn't get me a Bible...I've got plenty already.
Thanks for the reminder...I bought her Ma one, and didn't consider how worn my wife's is getting. I should get her a new one.
So, what better gift can there be, than a Bible?

2007-12-21 14:25:28 · answer #5 · answered by Jed 7 · 1 0

Please, my son's received Bibles on their First Communion, and their Confirmation. Why would we give Bibles as Christmas gifts? We give toys, clothes,games, the usual.

2007-12-21 14:22:50 · answer #6 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 2 0

The surprise is what COLOR the Bible is.

2007-12-21 15:29:58 · answer #7 · answered by super Bobo 6 · 2 0

Oi

2007-12-21 14:19:47 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ Etheria ♥ 7 · 1 0

I most certainly would not know THAT Answer.

2007-12-21 14:21:17 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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