When will Santa be appropriated into the Homeland Security apparatus? Think about it - he sees you when you're sleeping; he knows when you're awake. Is there a Constitutional provision that would deny Bush access to Santa's infrastructure?
Are people who don't believe in Santa (like Jewish people) immune from Santa's spying ability?
2007-12-21 05:21:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"Suspected" terrorist. It's still warrentless wire tapping and illegal.
2007-12-21 05:25:19 · update #1
@ Joy: Democracy, a free press, the first amendment, the Freedom of Information act, for starters.
2007-12-21 05:44:47 · update #2
Bush will soon incorporate the North Pole into the "Axis of Evil".
2007-12-21 05:23:48 · answer #1 · answered by Deke 7 · 10⤊ 0⤋
Well, I'm sure neither want to hear my phone conversations. They are mostly about what the girls are doing, my frustrations in finding a Wii (finally found one, by the way!!!!), and changing poopy diapers. I don't think the government cares much about that. And if Santa knew EVERYTHING I did, well, I would for sure get more for Christmas then I do.
All things considered, Santa could spy on every country and no one would be wiser, so it might just work for our plans at world domination... **MA WAHAHAHAHA**
2007-12-21 13:42:30 · answer #2 · answered by odd duck 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well hopefully they will catch santa before he tries to blow something up. Year after year giving and giving and giving with little in return. He is bound to snap one day.
I am guessing if we had been attacked again you would have blamed Bush for not doing enough to protect us. Some of you people just want it both ways. You dont want gvt messing around in any parts of your "personal" life, but then complain when anything bad happens in it.
The telephone company knows everyone you talk to on the phone. The cable company knows everything you are watching. It is said you are on a video camera around 80 percent of the time you are walking around in public. Your credit card and banks know everything you purchase.
Do you really think you have a private life???? If the random listening to phone conversation to try to find key words and phrases known terrorists groups use catch or stop even one terrorists, then its worth it. What exactly are you hiding?
2007-12-21 13:28:33 · answer #3 · answered by cadisneygirl 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Please, Santa has diplomatic immunities. How else would he be able to pass over the borders of all the countries of the world without being shot down.
2007-12-21 13:24:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
May I say something that could be an eye opener for you?
What gives the Media the right to monitor every 'phone call, trip, and everything else in Washington D.C.?
2007-12-21 13:39:22 · answer #5 · answered by sego lily 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Santa's being waterboarded as we speak at Gitmo.
2007-12-21 13:24:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
By "us" do you mean those who were communicating with suspected terrorists? Because those are the only people who were being spied on. You guys seem to forget that part.
2007-12-21 13:24:13 · answer #7 · answered by Free Thinker A.R.T. ††† 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No he will spy on you either by phone or by aircraft, we can do either one, I can see my car from space.
2007-12-21 13:25:32 · answer #8 · answered by birdsflies 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your imagination is incredible.
Lol!
2007-12-21 23:42:44 · answer #9 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋