i have done so many like the worst physically was probably climb a lamppost and fall of landing upside down or when i provoked someone so much they set about me with a golf club been arrested a shitload and got so drunk at heathrow i found some polish people walking about a different termianl with my luggage there is worse stuff but i dont want to be jailed for ten years ha ha anyway i want to hear drunk stories
2007-12-21 05:01:25 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
i walked along a very high bridge and was talked down by police i think they thought i was a jumper and my mates army friend climbed a tower crane to get a cool flag of the end of it ha ha
2007-12-21 05:11:54 · update #1
Many years ago I was at a New Years Eve Party & I started drinking at 8 PM. Just before Midnight I was sitting in a big easychair finishing my 26th drink. At the stroke of Midnight; as 2 girls bent over to kiss me & I puked all over myself . I had on brand new expensive clothes that I had received for Christmas & I went into the bathroom took them off & some other girl put them in the washing machine after which they were shrunk & ruined. I spent the rest of the night in the bathroom in my underwear & the drunk mother ( of the girl who had the party ) kept breaking into the bathroom trying to seduce me. At the end of the party; I wore a borrowed robe & walked through the snow to my buddy's car & he drove me home.
2007-12-21 06:47:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello fellow atheist--
After dring several German brewskis and doing even more shots of Guldschlager, I entered the chicken dance with 200 other people at an Oktoberfest. I ended up being the runner-up and embarassing myself in front of several co-workers. I'd only been on the job for 3 months, so it didn't reflect too well on me. Thank goodness my boss wasn't there!
2007-12-21 07:45:42 · answer #2 · answered by boogeywoogy 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't remember...but I woke up in the middle of a bush the next morning during a snow storm.
Seems that I must have fallen into the bush and couldn't get up...so I went to sleep.
2007-12-21 05:18:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've got in no way been THAT under the effect of alcohol... yet i've got considered somebody actually crawl out of a vehicle and into the gutter section, curl up and attempt to doze off as her pals tried to get her back into their vehicle. They have been all way previous under the effect of alcohol. I submit to in suggestions the frightening thought-approximately who could be using that vehicle.
2016-11-23 19:50:46 · answer #4 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kissed a guy like right after a pucked my guts out and at another party had about 5 guys do body shots off me
AHH... those were the good ole days
2007-12-21 05:11:03 · answer #5 · answered by Teresa 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried to open a bottle with my hand but instead I cut open my finger on the cap
2007-12-21 05:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by 88ev88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I drove. Yes, I got caught. And after all the he** that brings, I'll never do it again, ever. I learned my lesson the hard way.
2007-12-21 05:11:51 · answer #7 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about beating up a pay phone and losing?
2007-12-21 05:09:29 · answer #8 · answered by Sandie B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i cheated on my exbf who i went out with 4 for years with his ex bestfriend
2007-12-21 05:09:24 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ran out of Brew....
2007-12-21 05:07:16 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋