Today, I got up early, put on my long johns, dressed quietly, made coffee, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage, loaded my clubs into the car, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. There was snow mixed with the rain and the wind was blowing 50 mph. I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day. I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, 'The weather out there is terrible.'
She sleepily replied, 'I know, can you believe my husband is out golfing in that stuff
2007-12-21 04:58:03 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Nicely done!
LOL!!!
2007-12-21 05:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by Becka Gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like that really happened!!! Sounds too good to be true. I bet you've spent the last few hours coming up with that gem! Good one whether it's true or not though. Have a star
2016-04-10 11:29:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!! 10/10 - Very good (keep it up)
2007-12-21 20:12:06 · answer #3 · answered by WelshDragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-12-21 05:14:14 · answer #4 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Wonderful!
Hahahahahahah!!!!!
ROTFMAO!!!
2007-12-21 05:00:49 · answer #5 · answered by $Sun King$ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmaooooooooooo ! 0hh shitt . that was a good one .
2007-12-21 05:02:47 · answer #6 · answered by PiCk.™ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There's only one I can think of
BUSTED!!!
2007-12-21 05:06:13 · answer #7 · answered by j j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!
thats really funny!
2007-12-21 05:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by Janine;♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!
2007-12-21 05:01:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NERD!
2007-12-21 05:01:33 · answer #10 · answered by animalicia 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋