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Thanks for the harmonica you gave me for Christmas," Little Johnny said to his uncle the first time he saw him after the holidays. "It's the best Christmas present I ever got."
"That's great," smiled his uncle. "Have you learned how to play it yet?"

"Oh, I don't play it," Little Johnny said. "My mom gives me a dollar a day not to play it during the day and my dad gives me five dollars a week not to play it at night."

2007-12-21 04:05:52 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

9 answers

What a sweet little entrapaneur little Johnny is*

2007-12-21 12:45:37 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 3 0

Funny! 100!

2007-12-21 12:25:27 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

lol thast a good 1 wasnt expecting it lol

2007-12-21 12:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by skellyskeldon 4 · 0 0

that made me smile, everyone needs those once in a while thanx

2007-12-21 22:05:59 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

funny

2007-12-21 12:09:20 · answer #5 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0 0

hahahahaaha- very funny

2007-12-21 12:57:27 · answer #6 · answered by SweetS 3 · 0 0

that is how about it around my house too, my kids are happy..

2007-12-21 14:07:11 · answer #7 · answered by ilovemessages 7 · 0 0

haaha- very funny

2007-12-21 13:17:33 · answer #8 · answered by Mz,Lady bee 2 · 1 0

ho ho ho very funny ho

2007-12-21 12:11:03 · answer #9 · answered by Po 2 · 0 0

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