...I know it's not even lunch yet (at least not stateside), but a shot of eggnog can't hurt, right?
(((R&Ser's)))
*gulp...gag* I can't handle that stuff!
Merry Christmas!
2007-12-21 03:30:31 · 13 answers · asked by super Bobo 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
20% car insurance savings - and us long-time believers get no savings. Such is life.
Darwin, take it easy there fella - gag on some eggnog while you're at it - and stay away from the gin, you don't need to get any meaner.
2007-12-21 03:39:21 · update #1
Miguel, you're forgiven...did you call me an idiot? Bummer. Have a drink.
2007-12-21 03:51:31 · update #2
Ah, I love eggnog! They even have a non-dairy version, which is what I get(vegetarian).
I guess God is a safe bet....depending on what you're betting...
2007-12-21 05:41:29 · answer #1 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I was a great mathematician once. At the age of 18 I constructed my own mechanical calculator. I helped to justify the axiomatic foundations of geometry. I created new insights on the binomial theorem. I proved, once and for all, the existence of a vacuum, and my work on hydrostatics was considered so important I had a scientific unit of measurement named in my honor. And Fermat and I practically invented the concept of probability. Yet what am I remembered for? Not my work in science, or mathematics, but for a theological treatise so deeply flawed it pains me even now to read it, nothing but the senile ramblings of an old man. I wish I'd never written that infernal wager. Yours truly, Blaise Pascal
2016-05-25 07:33:52 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't need "safety." I want no part of the Christian, Muslim, or Jewish gods (yes, "gods" because all three religions war with each other over interpretation of scripture, splitting their "God of Abraham" into a thousand little pieces). Who the hell needs a bleeping god that allows pain and sorrow as the condition for a vast portion of humanity? And stop with that claptrap about your god not being responsible for man's folly, since he gifted us with free will. In the end Christians will contradict that with "God's will be done" or some such idiocy. God's way or the highway is what it boils down to. It's all just sheer lunacy.
Gee...do I sound like I'm pissed? I'm not - really. It's just that my tolerance level for idiots at the moment is dangerously low. Forgive me, believer.
Edit: Sorry, Super Bobo. I was having one of my lunactic moments there. No malice intended. Are you of Spanish heritage ("bobo" means stupid or dumb, and I wonder why you took that name)?Maybe you're "un inteligente" pretending to be "bobo." Anyway, have a great 2008! *Drink* San Miguel Beer.
2007-12-21 03:46:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pascals wager works more than one way. If you are a Christian should you not convert immediately to Islam on the possibility that Allah is the one true God? Isn't this the same thing lol.
2007-12-21 03:41:33 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
4 out of 5 people who switch to god save 20% or more on their car insurance.
2007-12-21 03:33:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
I'll have a Cosmopolitan; I agree, eggnog is vile.
2007-12-21 03:35:26 · answer #6 · answered by MyPreshus 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very far from being the safe bet.
I could never worship such an evil and malevolent tyrant.
2007-12-21 03:34:01 · answer #7 · answered by darwinsfriend3 AM 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
It's Friday, it's Festivus season... sure I'll have another round.
2007-12-21 03:34:18 · answer #8 · answered by smcwhtdtmc 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Eggnog is vile....
Try gin -- it makes a man mean!
2007-12-21 03:33:15 · answer #9 · answered by The Reverend Soleil 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Um... are you sharing??? Happy HumanaRamaHanaKwanzMassaNalia or Festivus everyone!!!!
2007-12-21 03:37:17 · answer #10 · answered by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋