All hail High Priest, Richard Dawkins of the Teapot Athiest Cult.
Who wishes to join us in our plight for world domination to defy the false religions, to denounce their gods and to claim victory for the Teapot!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-12-21 03:12:35 · 6 answers · asked by Anon A 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-12-21 03:13:18 · update #1
After many years of being worshipped by his ever loving fans Dawkins decided that it was time to declare his true faith. All of his years trying to debunk God were just so that people would no longer worship him and in turn worship the true Deity - The Teapot.
Many hints were given in his lectures "If I told you there was a teapot set orbiting the sun right now would you believe me?" his trickery was widespread, even now there are cult meetings held in Cambridge and Oxfordshire, he went on to say "If you sent all the great scientists to go out and find it you would never know of it" clearly stating its omnipresence.
He is one of the many Teapot Athiests as seen in one of his sermons; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvQuPi7iFeE
“Stories of the Teapot have been sent down through generations, we are all of the Teapot's kin”
~ Richard Dawkins
2007-12-21 03:13:50 · update #2
No this is your true lord!!! All of you turn to the teapot in salvation!!! All of you drink your cups of tea 4 times a day and strain the tea bag for holy sustinence!!!
2007-12-21 03:23:24 · update #3
It is Bertrand Russell's teapot. Dawkins did an extension of the idea, bringing it out fuller, but Russell is the originator of the teapot. His quote was:
If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.
As for any disagreement, I do reserve the right to stone to death anyone who does not believe in the Celestial Teapot.
2007-12-21 03:20:17 · answer #1 · answered by OPM 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
is this based on Bertrand Russell's Celestial Teapot?
2007-12-21 03:20:55 · answer #2 · answered by Faesson 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Shouldn't that be Russell's? I mean if we are using his teapot...
2007-12-21 03:19:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pure rubbish. Sad.
2007-12-21 03:18:51 · answer #4 · answered by brown eyed girl 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
I would join any club ahead of one that has a guy nailed to a couple of boards for a mascot.
2007-12-21 03:18:36 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
He should stick to his day job, whatever that is.
2007-12-21 03:17:04 · answer #6 · answered by super Bobo 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋