10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo playing geek in 'Deliverance')
9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (I don't want to do my dad.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend. (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)
5. I don't date men where I work. (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me. (It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and lay. It's the male perspective thing.)
2007-12-21 02:17:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that is about right too
2007-12-21 06:11:10 · answer #1 · answered by ilovemessages 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, I'm guilty of using 6, 8 and 3
2007-12-21 07:39:00 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Shania♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent Lol
2016-05-25 07:21:25 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you forgot to add, "I would have love to date you but I've given up on men and went gay since so many has hurt me".
"I will only take a man if he can be a daddy to my kids"
"I only date men who make a considerable amount more than me, sorry (and you and her are in the same position at work)"
2007-12-21 02:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by Tracy C 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would like to see men given equal time on this 'forum'...lol
2007-12-21 13:00:10 · answer #5 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao want be friends could always use yr male perspective lol Aren't we just awful
2007-12-21 02:24:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-21 02:37:15 · answer #7 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha arent we awful???
2007-12-21 02:21:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one :) !!!
2007-12-21 03:00:04 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-12-21 02:25:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋