Sign in Zoo in Tennessee
To customers
please be safe , do not sit,climb on or lean on the zoo fences, If you fall the animals could eat you, and that would make them ill.
2007-12-21 01:13:27 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gyahahah... that's funny... but yes, I would heed this sign... love animals so I don't want to be the cause of their stomachache...
if that happened... perhaps it will be a terrible event at first, but the more people talk about my death, the warnings and the animal's illness, it might turn out to be an even more ridiculous story... noooo... I don't want that...
yes, yes, sir I wouldn't sit, climb, or lean on the zoo fences... thank you for the warning...
2007-12-21 15:37:32 · answer #1 · answered by alarice 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes I go to the local zoo quite often and you would be surprised at the people leaning on or even walking across the top of the fences to the animal cages. Some inconsiderate people make places put up the seemingly stupid signs for everyone to see. But let one of those people get hurt and see who is at the lawyers office suing the place they got hurt because they did not have enough sense to stay off the fence and fell and hurt themselves the signs are to protect the zoos from these type of frivolous lawsuits.
2007-12-21 01:54:15 · answer #2 · answered by nurse 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I sure would. A few years ago in Dublin Zoo a couple of idiots climbed into the Lions cage I do believe both animal and human survived.
2007-12-21 04:04:18 · answer #3 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-12-21 01:17:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, I would sit on the fence just to see the look on peoples faces waiting for me to fall in.
Perhaps not, changed my mind.
2007-12-21 02:18:11 · answer #5 · answered by joe 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would keep walking in the middle of the path.also I would ask why don't they feed the animals more often,and leave a donation !
2007-12-21 05:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha
2007-12-21 01:48:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yes I would not like to make anyone or thing ill
2007-12-21 04:53:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ATTENTION EVERYONE ON A&Q,help keep our animals safe this holiday,its just one thing,don't feed yourself to them,for they might have an upset stomach,thank you for your help &pantroage
2007-12-21 07:06:15 · answer #9 · answered by THE"IS" 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You seize the irony with your words ok. stay close to Yosemite and the vacationers are so busy observing for "Falling Rock" (courageous indian chief, we tell them) that they ignore to look on the majestic mountains. nicely accomplished.
2016-10-02 05:19:21 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋