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A husband was just coming out of anaesthesia after having surgery in the hospital, and his faithful wife was sitting at his bedside. His eyes started to open and he quietly uttered, "You're beautiful."

He soon drifted back to sleep, and after awhile he woke up and said, "You're cute."

"What happened to beautiful?" she asked him.

"The drugs are wearing off," he replied.

2007-12-21 00:02:21 · 19 answers · asked by puma 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

I recently had surgery and I can relate to the joke. There's no telling what I said when I was coming out from under the anesthetic.

2007-12-21 00:22:48 · answer #1 · answered by nowyouknow 7 · 0 0

Haha

2007-12-21 09:30:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Eggsellent!!!
Thanks
john

2007-12-21 09:30:49 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That's funny!

2007-12-21 08:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by honey07us 1 · 1 0

hahha gd one

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2007-12-21 11:51:11 · answer #5 · answered by *♥*♥* 3 · 0 0

omg!! that is hilarious!!! 10/10

2007-12-21 10:36:51 · answer #6 · answered by jay_gblink 3 · 0 0

hahaha

2007-12-21 10:04:50 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good one :]

2007-12-21 08:10:23 · answer #8 · answered by Chris K 2 · 0 0

good one lol

2007-12-21 09:55:26 · answer #9 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0 0

i need some of that lol.

2007-12-21 09:08:50 · answer #10 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0 0

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