Pls star if you like it. thx.
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives." Still not good.
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds." Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and *** Holes." No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?" Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?" Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?" Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?" Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
2007-12-20 16:23:54 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Holly: Ignore it.
2007-12-21 08:12:02 · update #1
I laughed my *** off and now I have to make an appointment with Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones
Thanx for making my day, and star 4 you.
2007-12-20 16:35:08 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♥❀ ~爱Brunette Dudette爱~ ❀ ♥♫ 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I got a good chuckle with this. I need to see Dr. Jones because I LMAO.
2007-12-21 00:28:28 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It actually put a smile on my face... until I got to the last one...
2007-12-21 00:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
if you want us to star it if we like it, what do you want us to do if we dont like it?
2007-12-21 00:28:31 · answer #4 · answered by Howdy! 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
it was fine! just fine!
2007-12-21 00:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thank you :)
2007-12-21 00:26:43 · answer #6 · answered by Woman in Red 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-12-21 00:28:50 · answer #7 · answered by jessica 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋