Some things I could think of:
- Where does my person go all day? Is she lost? Why can't I come?
- My human is SOOO cute. How do I breed him to make more cute humans like him?
- Where's the cat?
- My human is getting fat. How can I get her to exercise more?
2007-12-20 14:01:38 · 33 answers · asked by a gal and her dog 6 in Pets ➔ Dogs
My dog would so ask this:
Okay, so we've been to training classes, but I can't get my human to stop pulling on the leash! She keeps walking when I'm TRYING to SNIFF something... how can I get her to stop?
What are thumbs and why don't I have them? Why do they enable people to do things like pick up the couch or hide my food on top of the fridge?
I keep telling the cat I want to play, but it keeps running away. Will someone tell me how to say "I want to play" in cat?
2007-12-20 14:24:07 · update #1
Some more...
Where can I catch the elusive game my human calls "pizza"? She eats it a lot and I love it.
Why do people get in the torture chamber and bathe themselves so much, but never roll in anything that smells good that gets ME a bath?
Why is my human so tired after being gone all day? I bet she just sleeps, like I do. And why can't I chew on the couch? Why doesn't my human chew on stuff? Maybe she'd be happier if she did.
Why am I such a good dog? My human keeps asking me that. What does she mean?
Why are little dogs afraid of me? I just want to play!
Is 2 too old to be a puppy? Sometimes I think I'm a puppy. Am I really all grown up, or can I get away with chewing things still?
How do you say "do you want to go to the park?" in human? She likes when I make noise at her, but I'm trying to COMMUNICATE here...
What breed is my human? Is this breed very hard to train? Is it good to carry around with me all day?
2007-12-21 06:17:11 · update #2
How do humans change the color of their fur? It seems like they have a different color every day. And why do they do that?
Have you ever seen your human without their fur?
Why does my human have to put those things on his paws before he takes me out for a walk? What are they, anyway?
When we go for a walk, would my human get lost if he didn't tie himself to me with that leather thing?
Why do they pee in the big drinking bowl, but make me drink out of that little one on the floor?
When do they go out and catch all the good stuff that's in the big cold box thingy in the food room? Why won't they let me have more of it? It smells so good. They eat it, why can't I?
Why do they bark so much, but not make any sense at all when they do?
But what I really, really want to know is - who put humans in charge in the first place?
2007-12-20 15:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by drb 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Language is arbitrary to the dog. If you wanted to train him to sit to the word Banana, he would learn that. I think there has been some confusion between you and the breeders. I think you are really asking two questions: 1) Will the dog know the sit command when you bring him home and 2) will that command be in German or English. Both breeders answered the question they thought you asked them. You will have to train the dog, and no, they don't come with an innate understanding of German. You can use whatever verbal cue you choose to teach a sit command. To your second question: Dogs lick your face for the exact same reason they lick another dog's muzzle-to request attention. Yes, you can give your dog a kiss on the side of his face if you want to--but be aware that to the dog, it means you are requesting his attention. So it's not because they 'love you', it's because this is how they politely request attention from each other and you.
2016-05-25 06:08:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think they would ask why there are so many mean people in the world who will run out and get a pet then not care enough about it to keep it warm and dry to feed and water it every day and if it get sicks let it die cause they don't care enough to take it to a vet and to let a female in heat run lose to breed with anything and die in labor or bring more unwanted pets into the world to die in a shelter then it would say THANK GOD I have a owner who loves and cares for me
2007-12-20 15:37:27 · answer #3 · answered by chihuahuamom 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
- Why won't my mom let me ride in the front seat of the car?
- Why do I have to do stuff before I get treats?
- How do I convince my mom to get another doggie sibling?
- How do I convince my mom to take me to the dog park more often?
- Why do humans put on so many of these "clothes"? It's so much more fun being NEKKID!!
2007-12-20 14:13:22 · answer #4 · answered by Winnie the Corgi © 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well with one of my golden's it would be definetly be: More ball playing time mom! or I want to be out in the field looking for birds!
The other one would be I see the turkey and I will get that turkey! lol
The puppy just wants everything so he would just ask for more food I think. LOL Oh and also I want to ride in the car thing!
2007-12-20 14:08:07 · answer #5 · answered by ♥Golden gal♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mother won't let me get a new human, what can I do.
What's a good name for my human?
My human has never had sex in a Yugo is she pregnant?
No I take it back, you have to be a human to ask those kinds of stupid Yahoo questions.
2007-12-20 14:12:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why am I imprisoned in this house all day? I want to go outside. Doesn't this human know dogs are meant to be outdoors?
2007-12-20 14:40:50 · answer #7 · answered by winterrules 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why can't I live outside?
Why can't I choose what I eat?
Why do you get mad when I eat dirt out of the plant pots?
Why do you go to the bathroom inside when I have to go outside?
Why can't I sit at home on the couch all day while you go to work?
Why can't I go to doggy day care EVERY day?!
2007-12-21 02:06:09 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My dachshunds would want to know how to keep the humans off the furniture.
The GSDs would want to know how to get the humans to exercise more and how to get them to buy more bones.
2007-12-21 00:18:49 · answer #9 · answered by Shepherdgirl § 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm sure this is a big one:
"My human keeps making weird high pitch noises when he/she speaks to me....what's wrong with him/her?" (baby talking)
"My human needs a grooming salon, any recommendations?" (For those who take care of the pets, but not themselves)
"My human de-barked me. Is there a similar procedure for them?" (hehe)
"How much would it cost to spay/neuter my humans?"
"What do I have to do, to get my human to take me to the vet? I've already tried vomiting blood. Any advice?"
2007-12-20 14:07:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋