Did you know that hanging lights on a Christmas tree is one of
the three most stressful situations in an on-going relationship?
Psychiatrists claim the other two danger zones are teaching your
mate to drive and wallpapering. They are rarely wrong on these
things. We therefore rush to print with an emergency prompt list
of Things Not To Say When Hanging Lights on the Christmas Tree.
"You've got two red lights right next to each other, dummy.
You're supposed to go yellow, green, red, blue, not yellow,
red, red, green, blue..."
"Up a little higher. You can reach it. Go on, try."
"What the heck do you do to these lights when you put them away every year? Tie them in knot?"
"Come away from that aluminum ladder, kids. I'm going to fry
that sucker."
"If you're not going to do it right, don't do it at all. Don't
just throw them on, like you do the icicles. You're worse than
your father."
"Give me that!"
"You've got the whole thing on the tree upside-down. The electric pluggee thing should be down here at the bottom, not up at the
top."
"I don't care if you have found another two strings, I'm done!"
"You've just wound 'em around and around - I thought we greed
it shouldn't look like a spiral this year?"
"Have you been drinking?"
"Where's the cat?"
2007-12-18 21:15:16 · 9 answers · asked by Jake5282 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fibre Optic Tree here jake. It's easier.We've been through using, Christmas Tree lights for 20 years, for the last 3 years we opted for the Fibre Optic Tree. It's so, so, easy, up and running straight away.
I'm too old for all the hassle,haha.
2007-12-19 07:36:39 · answer #1 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I bought a package of cup hooks at home depot. I screwed them into the wood and each Christmas I just hang the lights from them. You keep them screwed in forever. It's a good thing to do it now, before it gets to cold or you'll freeze your hands off.
2016-04-10 07:24:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's why i got a fibre optic one this year! it's up, it's on & no one ended up in emergency! diane.
2007-12-18 22:46:03 · answer #3 · answered by diquarry 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'm trying to figure out which one's I haven't said!! LOL!!
2007-12-19 03:03:36 · answer #4 · answered by melissa h 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA!
that sound just like me every year....
2007-12-18 22:20:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehehe! sounds like me and the bf when we put ours up! lolz
2007-12-18 21:47:32 · answer #6 · answered by ♥ Dal Mad! ♥ 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol this is good and true - poor cat??
2007-12-19 18:35:44 · answer #7 · answered by cheri 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, lucky we dont hang chrissy lights!
2007-12-18 21:39:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
PINK COLOUR IS SO NISE OF YOU
2007-12-18 21:18:17 · answer #9 · answered by SUMIT S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋