Who would win in a battle of Superman vs. Jesus?
2007-12-18 17:19:46 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2007-12-18 17:23:28 · answer #1 · answered by going postal 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Vegas gives Jesus 2:1 odds and Superman is the 10:1 underdog. But my money is on the 90:1 dark horse Porky Pig.
Consider the following:
Jesus was Jewish.
Jews keep kosher.
Pork is not kosher and strictly prohibited in the diatary laws.
Jesus was supposedly a man free of sin, yet pork would have to be his "kryptonite". So I think that Jesus could be soundly defeated by sthe temptation of some nice Tennessee style BBQ ribs or a Texas BBQ pulled pork sandwich. Lucky for him that he lived 2000 years ago. But people wonder why there is no messaiah today......
2007-12-19 01:29:47 · answer #2 · answered by David M 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman, hands down. He can save people, pwn villains, AND keep his hair looking sleek and shiny all at once. That takes mad skill.
Yeah, Jesus would probably just come back after three days, but he sure as heck won't mess with Superman again.
2007-12-19 02:00:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus never really showed any fighting prowess, so I have to go with Superman. Batman could take them both at the same time, though.
2007-12-19 01:25:43 · answer #4 · answered by Eiliat 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There can be no battle. Jesus is real, superman is man's fantasy.
2007-12-19 01:26:20 · answer #5 · answered by Sweet Suzy 777! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus of course....
I mean who would fight God?
Superman would just give up...i mean come on would you hit Jesus...really?
2007-12-19 01:40:51 · answer #6 · answered by AnimeHyuugaFanatic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superman, no doubt.
2007-12-19 01:31:43 · answer #7 · answered by RadialObserver 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me!
2007-12-19 01:22:14 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋