Where/how can I smoke "wacky tobaccy" inside my house without my parents smelling it?

Answer 1

this works every time and is foolproof, unless they catch you in the act
put a box fan in your window blowing outwards
shut the window as far as you can on the fan and put a towel around the FAN so the fan makes as good of a seal with the window as possible
turn the fan on and DON'T towel the door.
now put your hand at the bottom of the door. you should feel air coming into your room through the cracks in your door
if there is air constantly coming IN under the door, then no smoke can ever go OUT under the door

whenever you light it, anytime it is burning, or when you breathe your hit out, make sure the smoke goes into the fan, and OUT THE WINDOW, never to be smelt again

Answer 2

I also don't think you should, but the best way would be to wet a towel, put it under the door in a smaller room and go to the window with a fan on the windowsill facing so it blows out, that way you can get most of the smoke behind the fan and it'll blow right out the window.
But, again, I think it's disrespectful to your parents and that you shouldn't do it at all.

Answer 3

I've yet to meet a spray, candle, incense, open window (the wind always changes direction) or other means of covering up the scent. Worse, it clings to clothes, hair, etc. and gives you up. (Trust me on this, I have decades of empirical observation.)

Better idea -- don't do it in the first place. There is a reason it is called "wacky tabacky." Besides, no one can really afford the munchies that follow. Even if the shower gets the smell off, it's hard to explain eating 18 eggs, 2 loaves of bread, a couple boxes of cereal,and 5 big bags of chips in one sitting with a couple gallons of Kool-Aide to wash it down. They may be your parents, but they're not that out of it.

Mariam

Answer 4

in your room, or garage maybe, me and my boyfriend live in an apartment that you arent supposed to smoke cigs in let alone the 'wacky tobacky' lol But we still smoke both, and it smells the same as the day we moved in, (we ask others if it smells and they say no) we light an incense stick and maybe a candle, but the incense covers it pretty well anyway. Our landlord was just here the otherday and didnt seem to suspect a thing.

If they ask why you started using incense just say you like the way they smell, or maybe, if your bedroom is in the basement, it smells like mildew, or a dog. whatever. you can think of the excuse :)

Answer 5

The closet, however it can make your clothes smell. I would open a window, turn the fan on high, put a towel under the door and light some incense.

Answer 6

Wait until it is 100 degrees out or -40 degrees and sneak into the attic for a couple hours of smoking. It will be best for all.

Answer 7

You can't trust me. Not in the shower, not in the bathroom with the window open, not covering it up with air freshener. The smell will carry throughout the whole house. If you don't believe me, go ahead and try it.

Answer 8

Smoke next to an open widow..put on the exhaust...use a wet towel to absorb the smoke...spray a room freshner once u are done...eat lots of mint after that

Answer 9

Just get a decent spray my dope toking amigo-- anything lemon based. Then start cleaning your room so when your parents ask why it smells lemony fresh, you say "because I care about hygiene, thank you for asking."

Either that or open your window and climb out on the roof if you have a second floor bedroom. Or just go somewhere other than your home!

Answer 10

If you must sneak around and hide what you are doing, it's probably not a good idea. If they find out you are doing what you are hiding you will not be trusted and may not ever be able to get them to trust you again. I don't think it is worth taking a chance. We are talking about the rest of your life here. These are very serious consequences.