Italian American Joke(also an olddie)?

Question

This one is for you, "Sexy Blue Eyes".
Two Italian men get on the bus in America and begin an animated conversation-
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses, dey come together. Den i come again and pee twice. Den i come once more"
An elderly lady sitting in front looked around and angrilly said, "You filty, foul mouth swine! In this country, we don`t talk about our sex lives in public!"
"You coola down, lady", said one of the Italians.
"I`ma justa teaching my friend here how to spella Mississippi"

Answer 1

i laughed good one

Answer 2

Funny! 100!

Answer 3

iz in basic terms cuz of the prevalence complicated of their foundation, like in case you purchase the greatest olive oil will say Italian on the bottle and prefer French vanilla, if i purchase cologne, I constantly verify it fairly is made in France or Italy, and on the tip of the day, those are all white... My espresso is roast Colombian, and my Bananas are from Colombia, as a results of fact Colombia is international chief on drug trafficking and cocaine plantation in basic terms approximately the drug capital of the international and then it fairly is Shakira's land too so, each and every time i purchase bananas or espresso any variety of espresso like enable's say they stated it fairly is French roast, as long because it fairly is made in Colombia - it fairly is easily a 0.33 international u . s ., and it has a attractiveness for the utmost kidnapping cost as a results of rebellion communities yet those are interior the uncivilized factors

Answer 4

ha ha ha

Answer 5

ha ha ha

Answer 6

hehe

Answer 7

Good! I had never heard it before.....

Answer 8

lollollollollollollollollol...very funny!!