found this joke thought it was funny, decided to share with all you R&S people.
God said to Adam, "I am going to make you a helper, a companion. What would you like your companion to be like?" Adam replied, "Well I want someone that is humorous, witty, intelligent, compassionate, caring, loving, trusting, polite, generous and beautiful."
God paused a moment after Adam's wish list and told Adam that a companion like that 'would cost him an arm and a leg.' Adam seemed a little dejected and then brightly replied: "What can I get for a Rib?"
2007-12-18 15:36:54 · 9 answers · asked by Hockey_star104 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah halarious. You're just jealous bcuz we have breasts.
2007-12-18 15:40:02 · answer #1 · answered by Y!A P0int5 Wh0r3 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's an old joke.
The actual scripture is more ridiculous, in my opinion:
God's original plan was that Adam would be happy with a goat, or something, as he had Adam consider all the animals for him to have a *helper.* None of the animals that Adam considered met his fancy *cough* bestiality *cough* so God made Eve as Plan B.
2007-12-18 15:43:28 · answer #2 · answered by Solly Llama NOR★CAL R&S 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Adam is out spraying bugs in the garden. God comes running up and says "Quick! Adam where is Eve??? I've made a terrible mistake!!!"
"She's down at the river, washing up", replies Adam.
God smacks his forehead: "Oh bloody hell, now the fish are gonna smell like it too..."
2007-12-18 15:47:07 · answer #3 · answered by Echo of Creation 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorrry my love
but i dont find this funny !
i still love you thoo :D
<3
2007-12-18 17:28:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny right there
I don't care who you are
thats funny
2007-12-18 15:41:16 · answer #5 · answered by ktbug3335 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah yeah, I've heard that.... actually from my pastor Lol.
2007-12-18 15:39:25 · answer #6 · answered by not too creative 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
cute!
2007-12-18 15:40:23 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lame!!
2007-12-18 15:40:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Love it. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-12-18 15:39:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋