One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.
Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.
So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.
So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"
Shocked, the man says, "Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
2007-12-18 15:25:57 · 17 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahhaha sounded like she was blond or just friendly. either way he thought he was getting lucky, thx for sharing and giving me a good chuckle
2007-12-18 15:49:32 · answer #1 · answered by Deedee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's a bit like what someone who worked at an airport once said, when a plane was late for take off and had a small time frame for departure. The message that came across was that the Virgin with a tight slot is free to go.
2007-12-19 01:59:20 · answer #2 · answered by Zheia 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't know the question, but the guy must have been skinny, standing right next to her, and turned around backwards for her to think it was her zipper. However, it' would be a funny enough situation even if she had zipped her own zipper way down!
2007-12-18 23:31:17 · answer #3 · answered by Marty 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He put his hands around her waist and lifted her up?
I'd fall for any guy doing that to me...even if I did not unzipped him three times!
2007-12-19 16:19:28 · answer #4 · answered by Betty B 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brilliant.
2007-12-19 11:57:07 · answer #5 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha I would say they would be classed as more than just good friends after that!! lol!
:-)))
2007-12-19 17:56:46 · answer #6 · answered by Teejay 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-19 11:34:55 · answer #7 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wishful thinking!! lol â¥
2007-12-19 20:31:48 · answer #8 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanx i needed that
2007-12-18 23:29:27 · answer #9 · answered by revtobadblack 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao! that was really funny! was that a dumb blonde joke?
2007-12-18 23:29:09 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋