Thats my daily stupid question :) funniest answer wins of course.
2007-12-18 14:20:31 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Must have been happy that Jagr cut his hair off...if I remember correctly he was doing the rockstar look in Pittsburgh...
2007-12-18 14:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by genaddt 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Penguins live primarily in colder climates. God clearly loves creatures that live in warmer climates a little more, afterall he blesses them with warmth and increased vegetation.
Rangers being primarily warm climate creatures naturally receive a greater blessing from God and thus beat the fins off the penguins.
2007-12-18 22:25:22 · answer #2 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because Malkin is an abomination unto the lord!!!!!
...I'm sure there's a Jagr/Samson mullet joke in there somewhere....
2007-12-18 22:25:50 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
probably the same reasons he allowed chris drury to leave buffalo and go to ny
2007-12-18 22:32:54 · answer #4 · answered by ou812655 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait, wtf are the Pens?
Is that baseball, or football?
2007-12-18 22:25:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋