A man went to a brain store to get some brain for dinner. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offered at this particular brain store. So he asks the butcher:
"How much for Engineer brain?"
"3 dollars an ounce."
"How much for doctor brain?"
"5 dollars an ounce."
"How much for lawyer brain?"
"90 dollars an ounce."
"Why is lawyer brain so much more?"
"Do you know how many lawyers you need to kill to get one ounce of brain?"
2007-12-18 14:19:27 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And I know several of the lawyers that this joke is about!!!!
2007-12-20 13:26:41 · answer #1 · answered by Fyre & Reign RETIRED 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Swweeeettttt! Nice joke. 10 out of 10
2007-12-18 22:24:48 · answer #2 · answered by devaddraychamp2 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Awww! Geesh! The poor misaligned lawyers! So overworked and so *underpaid! lol
2007-12-20 21:20:15 · answer #3 · answered by Me 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does make sense!! LMAO
2007-12-19 00:28:02 · answer #4 · answered by Ginny 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny, DC!!!... LMAO
2007-12-19 10:54:38 · answer #5 · answered by Brat Sheila♥♫ - the Precocious 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROTFLMAO!! LOVE IT... once again, DC, you've tickled my funny bone...thanks. happy day:)
2007-12-19 06:30:08 · answer #6 · answered by siobhansofie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boy have you got that right!! You are hilarious. Thanks for making my night. x
2007-12-19 02:39:30 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that sucks
2007-12-18 22:22:40 · answer #8 · answered by Chocolate Rain 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOLL
2007-12-18 22:37:48 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
very good---star---now send more, please
2007-12-19 01:15:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋