This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake. Every day the new bridegroom was seen in a boat on the lake fishing.
Two old timers who was always setting on the dock thought it kinda funny that the groom was spending all his time on the lake. Well, their curiosity got the best of them and they confronted him when he came in for lunch. The first old man said, " Son when I first got married me and my wife spent every day of our honeymoon in bed... well you know!"
The new groom said, "well, normally that's what I would do, But she...well, she's got gonorrhea." The second old man said, " well son haven't you ever heard about oral sex? everybody's doing it these days." The groom says, "yes I have heard about that, but she also has pyorrhea."
The first old man looks at the second old man, and they both nod to each other and offered this advice. "Sonny, in times like this you just might want to roll her over."
The groom says " I know all about that too, but she's got diarrhea." The two old men look at each other and at the same time they say, "Daggone Sonny...gonorrhea, pyorrhea, diarrhea, what the hell did ya marry her for?!"
He said "Well she's also got worms,... And I dooo looove to Fish!!
2007-12-18 12:32:45 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
excellent!
2007-12-18 22:44:27 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Contrived.
2007-12-18 20:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by Harriet 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Don't even think about fishing on your wedding night. Remember you will have her by hook, line and sinker. LOL
2007-12-19 10:13:02 · answer #3 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was horrible Matey...lmao...but it made me laugh out loud, so you get a star..
2007-12-19 05:05:31 · answer #4 · answered by †100% Angel† 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too long for a christmas cracker joke
good tho
2007-12-18 22:06:39 · answer #5 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10
2007-12-19 11:38:22 · answer #6 · answered by Luck dragon 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg, dont you even think about fishing on our wedding night, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-18 21:14:08 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAOSFHISMS It's the the worm that turns it for me
2007-12-18 22:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha =]
2007-12-18 20:37:10 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-12-18 21:46:20 · answer #10 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋