A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as
different emotions e.g. fear etc. On the night of the party, the first
guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green
paint with the letters N and V painted on his chest.
He says to this guy, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come as?"
The guy says, "I'm green with NV".
The host replies, "Brilliant come on in and have a drink."
A few minutes later the next guest arrives and the host opens the door
to see a woman covered in a pink body stocking with a feather boa
wrapped around her most intimate parts.
He says to this woman, "Wow, great outfit, what emotion have you come
as?"
She replies, "I'm tickled pink."
The host says, "I love it, come on in and join the party."
A couple of minutes later the doorbell goes for the third time, and the
host opens the door to see two Irish blokes, Paddy and Mick, standing
stark naked, one with his willy in bowl of custard and the other with
his willy stuck in a pear.
The host is really shocked and says, "What the hell are you both doing?
You could get arrested standing like that out there in the street.
Anyhow what emotion is this supposed to be?"
Paddy replies, "Welllll, Oim fokn discustard, and Mick here has just
come in despair"
2007-12-18 12:10:39 · 15 answers · asked by st.abbs 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very, very good. no 'grapes' about it being the best joke of its kind .
2007-12-18 12:26:03 · answer #1 · answered by Whistler R 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you treated this man like crap so why the sudden interest? I wouldn't wanna be friends with someone who thinks its ok to treat me like crap and an apology is suppose to fix it but EVERYONE screws up so if you're truly sorry then ask for his forgiveness and don't let it happen again. Everyone views apologies differently and if you know his apology language then great but if not then just cover all of them. 1 Expressing Regret 2 Accept responsibility 3 Make restitution 4 Genuinely repent 5 Request forgiveness! It sounds more complicated than it is. :-) Best of Luck!
2016-05-24 23:15:33 · answer #2 · answered by bev 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao I'm Irish but still find that hilarious!
2007-12-18 12:14:57 · answer #3 · answered by ItBeMoi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol honey just love it,here have a star.xxx
2007-12-18 12:17:49 · answer #4 · answered by Wonderstar 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
Another Excellent joke so 10/10.!!!
That is funny.!!!
Cheers in despair, lol.!!!
2007-12-18 12:14:59 · answer #5 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
another quality joke hun, pmsl
star time
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2007-12-18 13:44:49 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well worth a star ha ha ha
2007-12-18 17:50:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha thats hilarious! good joke!
2007-12-18 12:14:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolute quality
star award
2007-12-18 13:33:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-12-18 12:24:44 · answer #10 · answered by lanyon 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋