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Of course there is no need for ME to practice. We all know I am not going.

2007-12-18 11:59:55 · 11 answers · asked by in a handbasket 6 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

yeah you probably want to get a pool.,i should most likely get a parachute.

2007-12-18 16:50:57 · answer #1 · answered by joe c 6 · 1 0

The rapture will extremely are available simple terms like a thief interior the night the place each physique is busy doing their very very own chores, procuring and advertising, merrying, etc. it won't come as a thunder clap yet of a valid of a trumpet. because of the fact the scriptures observed: "Now this I say, brethren, that the flesh and blood can't inherit the dominion of God; nor does corruption inherit incorruption. Behold, I permit you comprehend a secret: we will not all sleep, yet we will all get replaced in a 2nd, interior the fast while, on the final trumpet. For the trumpet will sound, and the lifeless would be raised incorruptible, and we can get replaced" ( a million Corinthians 15: 50-fifty two). All people who're in Christ would be raptured and could be lifted up in heaven. All people who're left at the back of will go through the tribulation era.

2016-10-02 02:08:40 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Practicing what? Jumping? There will be trampoline jumping in the rapture?

2007-12-18 12:04:30 · answer #3 · answered by Uni Lib 2 · 0 0

Yes. I'm practicing my jump for joy if it turns out that a significant amount of ignorant Christians get removed from earth in a single day.

2007-12-18 12:04:21 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Where in the bible did you read there will be trampoline jumping?

2007-12-18 12:32:05 · answer #5 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0 0

I'd have to wear proper support, or I'd also be practicing for the Rupture.

2007-12-18 12:29:27 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

No.

What a great idea.

Will add that to the Christmas list!

2007-12-18 12:08:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Already tried it - broke my stupid arm when I flew off the side of it.

2007-12-18 12:08:16 · answer #8 · answered by Cheryl S 5 · 1 0

Why when a pogo stick will do the trick?

2007-12-18 15:43:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No, I have never thought about it before you mentioned it, and I'll probably never think about it again. Thanks for that unique experience.

2007-12-18 12:11:21 · answer #10 · answered by auntb93 7 · 2 0

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