there was n alcoholic, sex addict, n a pot head. they all died n went 2 hell. the devil was n a good mood, n he said ill give each of u what ever u want n ur jail cell for 1000 years. he went 2 the alcholic, he said i want all the alcohol n the world.the sex addict says i want all the women n the world, the pot head said i want all the weed n the world. the devel said k n locked them up. 1000 years later..... the devel opened up the alcoholics jail cell, he came out with dried vomit all over him and the room was full of full bottles. he yelled im sober please, i never want 2 drink again!!!!! the devil said k u lerned ur lesson u can go back to earth..then he goes 2 the sex addicts opens the door he came out screaming im gay im gaythe devil said ok you can go back2 earth, you learned your lesson. he wak n 2 the pot heads cell, all the weed was just where he left it, the devil said whats wrong.... the man turned around with a tear n his eye and said........... you gotta lighter?
2007-12-18 11:07:15 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funniest joke ive heard all day!!! =]
2007-12-18 11:10:56 · answer #1 · answered by Cullen & Jonas <3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-12-18 19:20:13 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha omg that was really funny!!!!!
thanx for the laugh =)
here's a star
2007-12-18 19:12:55 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
one of the few originals in here, at least for me
2007-12-18 19:37:17 · answer #4 · answered by specialforces_bassist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's very very funny that was a long time with no lighter.
2007-12-18 19:12:08 · answer #5 · answered by Debbie J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is soooooooooooooooo funny!!
2007-12-18 19:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by ghj g 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!!! omg!!!! tat was funny!!!!! nice joke there!!!!!
2007-12-18 19:16:29 · answer #7 · answered by piggy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was hilarious
2007-12-18 19:12:12 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-12-18 19:14:17 · answer #9 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋