An elderly couple is vacationing in the West.
Sam always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel, walking proudly.
He walks into their hotel room and says to his wife, "Notice anything different, Helen?"
Helen looks him over, "Nope."
Sam says excitedly, "Come on, Helen, take a good look. Notice anything different about me?"
Helen looks again, "Nope."
Frustrated, Sam storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
DIFFERENT?"
Helen looks up and says, "Sam, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Sam yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, HELEN? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!"
To which Helen replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Sam, shoulda bought a hat."
2007-12-18 11:00:36 · 15 answers · asked by little star 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
omg ur HILARIOUS!!!!!! do u know where i can find more jokes like this one?
2007-12-18 11:04:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 7/10!
2007-12-18 11:29:52 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha.!!!
I liked it so 10/10.!!!
Got me laughing, she wants it to stand up not down, lol.!!!
Cheers for a laugh lady.!!
2007-12-18 11:08:05 · answer #3 · answered by JAM123 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Work on the punchline. It has potential though.
2007-12-18 11:03:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's good, but seen it before, will star u anyway - lol
2007-12-18 11:04:55 · answer #5 · answered by puzzled 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Kinda anti-climactic.
the beginning was good, just need a new ending.
keep workin' on it.
2007-12-18 11:24:24 · answer #6 · answered by bjparker0385 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is absolutely hilarious!!!!! Best joke I've read this week!!
2007-12-18 11:06:08 · answer #7 · answered by D J 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahah funny
2007-12-18 12:23:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
...you are missing an element of the joke, a punchline.
2007-12-18 11:09:13 · answer #9 · answered by beckyschristine 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahahahaha
thats GREATT!
:DD
starr&&
2007-12-18 11:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋