A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badly
screwed she got over the divorce settlement, when she spies a magic lamp
washing up onshore.
She rubs the lamp, and out pops a magical genie!!
The genie notices her anger and lets her vent her troubles to him. As a
consolation, the genie informs that he will give her three wishes. But, he
cautions her that because he does not believe in divorce, he will give her
ex-husband ten times the amount of whatever she wishes.
The woman is steaming mad, thinking that this is hardly fair, but she makes
her first wish. The first wish was for a billion dollars. The genie grants
her wish and she finds herself sitting in pile of one billion one-dollar
bills. The genie then reminds her that her husband is now the recipient of
10 billion dollars.
The woman can barely contain her anger when she makes her second wish. The
second wish was for a beautiful mansion on the shore of her own private
beach. In an instant it was granted, but the genie then reminds gain that
her ex-husband now owns ten of what she wished for, and points own the beach
to a small development of ten such mansions.
Upon hearing this, the woman takes her time to contemplate her last wish.
Just as the genie was about to give up on her, the woman informs the genie
that she wants to make the last wish. But, before she can do this, the
genie again warns her that her ex-husband will get ten
times what she wishes for.
No problem, said the woman as she grinned in ecstasy. For my last wish...
"Id like to give birth to twins".
2007-12-18 10:15:33 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Sounds like he will need those ten mansions & all that money for nannys to raise & take care of thse twenty kids*hahaha
2007-12-20 13:13:56 · answer #1 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha
2007-12-18 12:58:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hd twins and the ex went on to have 7 more kids afterwards with another woman. Is that the same?
2007-12-18 10:29:11 · answer #3 · answered by Luv2no is in the house 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
isnt it that she wishes for 1/10 of a heart attack
2007-12-18 12:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by morgan s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100! Ha Ha!
2007-12-18 10:51:55 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats gonna hurt her ex haha
2007-12-18 10:25:03 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL Loved it. Sweet revenge.
2007-12-18 10:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by old_woman_84 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
OOOO that's is so messed up for a man! haha!
2007-12-18 10:20:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I was waiting for which cup size she chose....
2016-04-10 06:41:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah. lmaoo. so freaking hilarious. wow. just too funny. =]
2007-12-18 10:19:38 · answer #10 · answered by Cullen & Jonas <3 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋