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Still dark in Los Angeles when my phone rings
It’s early drizzly morning.
My alarm clock blares like a megaphone
Who could be calling? …Yet somehow I just know it’s her.

I hear the gentle voice say “Honey..?”
She missed me cause I overslept
5 minutes late to call her and say “Good morning sayang”
5 eternal minutes Is all that she could take

My girl what for are you so far from me
Great distance though makes me love you more each day
I will see you at the airport soon my love
I only pray we both can wait till May...

So, I fall asleep with her sweet face smiling back from the screen
And I wake thinking of her even before my eyes open
She loves me for the retard that I am
I don’t know why, but fear to question her

2007-12-18 09:43:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

12 answers

Honey...you know i was really pissed off just now...You just make me very happy again with this retahded poem of yours. Yeah they're right...just get a plane ticket already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
=(

2007-12-18 10:23:27 · answer #1 · answered by Dark Dickinsonian 4 · 5 0

Yeah Stooge, is there some reason why you can not go any sooner?

I used the below service twice so far in my travels. They have great airfare deals that just blows away anything else I have seen. I know it is very expensive to fly half way around the world and fly back again, so give this place a try, it wont hurt.

(eying boobaby above me) Wow babe, love the dress your wearing, good thing it is me under you and I can block anyone else from seeing what I am seeing. LOL

2007-12-18 11:16:57 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

That was a great poem / statement and she loved it.I am so glad you two are together as your made for each other .. your time is coming ' and then the fireworks and stars will go off' like in the cartoons; when you get that first kiss.,.,

2007-12-18 14:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by Cami lives 6 · 2 1

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2017-03-02 03:56:00 · answer #4 · answered by Wilson 3 · 0 0

I mean I have been foolish time and time again.
But you're trying for the Nobel prize of being Time magazine Retard of the year award.

2007-12-18 09:55:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 7 0

Yes Squirrel just whirrled me with one so please!
His was Short and Sweet not very long.

2007-12-18 10:27:57 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

For fuuck's sake, buy a plane ticket already!

2007-12-18 09:48:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

No, no, no, no, no. This is for R&S. Just substitute the word "Jesus" for "Honey . . .?" and change the gender. You will be rolling in thumbs up.

2007-12-18 13:05:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Can't you just print it out and buy a plane ticket?

:)

2007-12-18 09:52:42 · answer #9 · answered by Lady Annabella-VInylist 7 · 3 0

Cant you just print it out and hand it to her...

2007-12-18 09:46:45 · answer #10 · answered by Bill S 2 · 2 0

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