Moley and stop myself from ranting on without let up about my pubescent infatuations to the point of making all my contacts want to strangle themselves with their own nosehair to avoid hearing anymore of my vacuous semi senile loved up ranting.
2007-12-18 09:39:54 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Take one vise
Insert scrotum
Tighten to taste
2007-12-18 13:06:28 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's hard to just sit back and watch it all unfold...or unravel. In any normal situation, I would be filling the room with snide comments and bitter enuendo...but...NO...who am I to mention that the jelly is loosed from the peanut butter? It's not my carpet.
I say, love is in the air, it's dispensed by that plug-in over there. The one that looks like a ladybug...a real ladybug, not one of those new kinds of beetle that look like ladybugs but really aren't...TD
2007-12-18 14:27:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't know what you can do, good buddy, but I am about to join you with my infatuation regarding boobaby. Now with Stooge, yourself and me myself and I, we will undoubtedly drive legions of people towards heaving whatever may be in the lower intestinal tract back out for all to see in their rather limited glory.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Boobaby is mine
and not for you
~Senor Squirrel cage*
*All rights reserved for those with the price of some shelled walnuts
2007-12-18 10:02:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
There actually was a point this week I thought about strangling myself with a cordless phone because of the withdrawals I had and the lack of your humongous inspiration. But as I see now you're up and well.......GAME.
Fire at will fire at will...........
2007-12-18 09:48:31 · answer #4 · answered by tyler durden Oƒƒicial 4 · 6⤊ 0⤋
My nosehair is not long enough to strangle myself with...I feel left out.
2007-12-18 09:51:31 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Let me guess. You read some of Stooge's vomit-worthy questions... Yes. We are all beginning to feel queasy. Pepcid anyone?
I'm actually tempted to start reporting his asss so to save us all from this intestinal poison that sprouts out from, I'm assuming, his own bowels.
2007-12-18 09:46:57 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
We are you friends and yes we did all want to slap-help you.Some of us are just a wee bit impatient but you can see we all waited for comfort.
Can we relax now in knowing that the veggies are stored for winter?
2007-12-18 09:59:43 · answer #7 · answered by Marla ™ 5 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Just think of Willey Mays sliding into second base...supposed to work!
Elysabeth...poemhunter
2007-12-18 10:04:37 · answer #8 · answered by Elysabeth 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Penfold and Moley sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G..
First comes questions, then come answers
Then come well oiled hot roe mancers!
2007-12-18 21:01:16 · answer #9 · answered by Farmer & Granny Crabtree 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Eat some wallpaper paste...
2007-12-18 11:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by Monsieur Recital Vinyliste 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋