I need a funny monty python quote to put on my stepbrother's t-shirt that i am making him. ANY IDEAS??
2007-12-18 08:58:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Education & Reference ➔ Quotations
Theres too many to choose from!!
How about:
GUARD #2: It could be carried by an African swallow!
GUARD #1: Oh, yeah, an African swallow maybe, but not a European swallow, that's my point.
GUARD #2: Oh, yeah, I agree with that...
OR:
Bedemir: And that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana-shaped.
OR:
FATHER: One day, lad, all this will be yours!
ERBERT: What, the curtains?
OR:
We are the Knights who say: Nee!
OR maybe:
We are now the Knights Who Say: Ecky-ecky-ecky-
ecky-pikang-zoom-boing-mumble-mumble.
I know i probably haven't helped with all theses quotes... sorry
You can go here
http://www.sacred-texts.com/neu/mphg/mphg.htm
and read the whole script.
2007-12-19 00:32:00 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm, for a jacket? Well, depends whether you want it on the front or the back. "Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!" is great for T-shirts, so would work well on the front, but "Brave Sir Robin ran away" might do better on the back. If you prefer something a little obscure, to mark you out as a true Pythonite, I like "No, not the curtains, lad" or "So if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood" - or if you're a bit of a revolutionary peasant yourself, how about "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!" There's always "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries", but I don't know if you've got the physique to back that one up... Of course, if it's a windcheater and you don't mind the language, "Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left" would be particularly witty.
2016-05-24 22:42:13 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahmms(coins) for an ex leper
2007-12-18 10:27:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"What did the Romans ever do for us?"
"Spam, Spam. Spam, Spam...."
"I'm a lumberjack and I'm all right.."
2007-12-18 10:02:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
"Sparrow? African or European?"--aaahhhhhh falling off the cliff
"Bring out your dead."
"I'm not dead yet."
"Close enough"
2007-12-18 09:02:18 · answer #5 · answered by pruiam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I fart in your general direction.
2007-12-18 09:20:23 · answer #6 · answered by maxwelll_tripelllo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
soldier : :"Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"
2007-12-18 09:59:32 · answer #7 · answered by Libby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"It's just a flesh wound!"
2007-12-18 09:02:38 · answer #8 · answered by Eraserhead 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
...I shake my private parts at your auntie...
2007-12-18 11:36:02 · answer #9 · answered by metalsnob 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
"Why don't you ask him....if you can be a leper again?"
2007-12-18 09:06:20 · answer #10 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋