When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f**k would you keep looking after you've found it?
People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya mate?
When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know d**khead, you f**king pulled me over.
When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "as the bus came yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here @sshole!
2007-12-18 08:51:58 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very true,what about this one.When you see someones baby and someone says wow hasn't he grown.well whats he gonna do shrink?
2007-12-18 08:57:15 · answer #1 · answered by Dooby 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People who generalize and stereotype and judge. When I go to McDonald's and the clerk is new and gives me the wrong thing. People who use big words because they think it makes them sound smart. People who hate everything. People who don't care. Slutty people (both guys and girls.) It makes me feel bad because there has to be a reason people act like that, y'know? Something psychological. And I want to help them, but I don't know how. People who feel the need to be different and unique all the time and criticize people for being "unoriginal." Parents who never let their kids have any junk food with no good reason. A freakin' hamburger or a chocolate bar isn't going to hurt them once in awhile. People who write cutters off as emo and annoying without trying to help them with the cutting. If you hurt yourself, there's something wrong. End of story. People who use "gay" and "retarded" as an insult.
2016-05-24 22:37:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is not really a question and does not belong on this forum, but since your rant is here, let me address 3 of your stupid comments.
"Can I ask you a question?" - Most of the time, people are giving you the opportunity to say, "Not right now, I'm busy." or "Sure, what's up?" rather than demanding an answer to a question you may not have time to deal with.
When a cop asks "Do you know how fast you were going?" they are not asking you for your speed but if you were aware of your speed. Cops cannot be expected to know what goes on in your pathetic, little mind.
"Has the bus come yet?" - perhaps you had just missed the previous bus and were waiting for the next one. It is also possible that you are waiting for a cab or a friend. Many people do that at bus stops because they are at easily located intersections.
2007-12-18 09:00:10 · answer #3 · answered by Gypsy Girl 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋
Brilliant
2007-12-18 12:54:02 · answer #4 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah and when people ask you the time they point at their wrist...
Im like - i know where my watch is dumb@ss...
Following on from the first one you said -
If you lose something people say where was the last place you had it? Well if i knew that i would have probably found it by now!
2007-12-18 08:58:56 · answer #5 · answered by xdizzynessx 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So what if they say theese things,,,dont take it to heart....just say yes or know....you let too much info into your brain.....just let it slide,,,,and as time goes by,,you will slowly, just blow it away and it wont piss you off so much any more,,,,,,not big deal...some people just say some things to be nice and friendly.....if a goodlooking chick ask you has the bus been ( them hey she just might like you ) dont take things to heart.........RELAX cheers
2007-12-18 09:00:33 · answer #6 · answered by ReturN tO SenDer 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol all soo true!!!
one time I was at the airport and my luggage wasn't out yet so I went to the lady at the counter and said "do u know where my luggage is??? " She looked right at me and said
" Has ur plane landed yet?"
I'm like Naw.... some ppl r just sooo stupid!!!
2007-12-18 12:04:31 · answer #7 · answered by Brittneyy.♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahha, i personally hate when people ask me if im ticklish. I really dont have a choice there, cause i always get tickled whether I want to or not....the only way to get out of it is to say something like...."i have diarrhea, and tickling me won't help"
2007-12-18 08:56:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sometimes the bus may come through and the person before may have missed the bus...has happened to me a many of times
2007-12-18 08:56:27 · answer #9 · answered by Shawanna W 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Wow..lol.. Some ppl are just trying to start convo or be polite mr. Grumpy pants.. Have u had a bad day today..lol.
I get what your saying...
2007-12-18 08:57:29 · answer #10 · answered by sunshyn1919 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ya, and I love it when you call a company, ask a question. The girl says, "I don't think". Geeze, I know you don't think.
2007-12-18 08:56:11 · answer #11 · answered by ed 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋