this has me really worried, but my right hand just doesn't work they way it should
2007-12-18 08:26:11 · 10 answers · asked by negaduck 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
what does repent mean? how can i repent my left handedness? please help me
2007-12-18 09:01:44 · update #1
Ya, it is a pretty lame reason to be damned to hell for all eternity. Sucks for you buddy.
...and as far as repenting is concerned, you need to have someone gently remove your left hand since it is the cause of all of your wickedness. I suggest using an axe or sledge hammer. After that, you should be free to live with god in all of his glory(in all of his glory meaning he is naked) If you are into that sort of thing.(homo).
...and merry christmas, south paw.
2007-12-18 08:38:03 · answer #1 · answered by Latex 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I am so sorry for you. Maybe if you repent you can feel Jesus’s true love and enter the Kingdom of God
I will pray for you.
2007-12-18 08:30:26 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey, I am left-handed, too! Don't you know we're the best?
LOL, funny joke! Jesus is all you need to get to Heaven.
I am really ambidexterous. I use my left hand to write and my right hand to do everything else.
2007-12-18 09:54:32 · answer #3 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well. If you agree with what the old Pope used to say.
Your ******.
After all, Left-handers are workers of Satan.
2007-12-18 08:33:04 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
There's nothing in the Bible that says whether or not you can be left-handed or right-handed. God does not care which hand you are using as long as it's put to good use!
2007-12-18 08:30:44 · answer #5 · answered by Яɑɩɳɓɵw 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
If you repent of your sins and trust Jesus to save you, then you can be granted the Kingdom of Heaven. If you don't then God's Judgment awaits.
2007-12-18 08:33:53 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
I agree with Rainbow_Love76, just as long as you do good with your left hand, you're fine.
2007-12-19 02:04:01 · answer #7 · answered by J.B. Holiday 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop posting here Ned Flanders
2007-12-18 08:36:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Oh well looks like you will be burned at the stake like me and we can live in all damnation for eternity...*hiddious laugh*
2007-12-18 08:33:03 · answer #9 · answered by The One 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
why would you care??? You need to learn about Jesus.
2007-12-18 10:30:18 · answer #10 · answered by tracy s 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋