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Just thinking about praising God for all eternity really makes me want to have a cigarrette. I hate waiting in line.

2007-12-18 07:39:05 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Sure if you think you can take a bath in hell.
The answer is no.

2007-12-18 07:44:03 · answer #1 · answered by Isabella 6 · 4 3

Who says you can't praise and smoke at the same time or better yet smoking is a form of praising him. Yes I can see it now smoking for the glory of god!! I will use my miles to feed starving kids in africa.

2007-12-18 15:45:30 · answer #2 · answered by That's Why 3 · 2 1

I hope so, I do so love a good smoke (Regal's are my brand, just FYI like)

But I'm guessing we'd be so happy that a nice lil bit o'Nicotene would be pointless, like drinking a little communion wine after shooting up some heroin (bit of a weird example, but if you think about it the analogy is the same)

2007-12-18 15:44:14 · answer #3 · answered by Pebbles 5 · 1 1

Smoking isn't technically a sin, so sure.

Think about all those little kids, getting asthma and being stinky, and rejoice! It isn't a sin.

I mean it's not EVIL like being gay or eating pork or showing your face to a man.

Smoke up, baby!

2007-12-18 16:14:21 · answer #4 · answered by The J Man 5 · 1 0

Hi i am Muslim what i know in haven you can do something was prohibited in live like we drink alcohol in haven but it prohibited in live , haven is not easy to get my son you have to work to get it by believe in Allah (god) and all prophet . pray daily , so forth ask Allah to give you the way guide you to haven . Amen

2007-12-18 15:50:48 · answer #5 · answered by HalahenA 5 · 0 1

i would say, if you get to heaven, no there will not be smoking.
because the only reason smoking is enjoyable is because it harms the body. and if you go to heaven, you will have an immortal spirit/body and therefor the effects you get from tobacco/dope etc. will no longer exist.

2007-12-18 15:59:24 · answer #6 · answered by Pulling Down Strongholds 6 · 2 2

Well, since people like me will be burning, it only stands to reason that I will be smoking.

2007-12-18 17:27:20 · answer #7 · answered by Major Trouble 6 · 1 1

You have to step outside--even in the pouring rain.

2007-12-18 15:44:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

I hope not then we'll all be breathing second hand smoke.

2007-12-18 17:29:33 · answer #9 · answered by GiRLY GiRL xO0 4 · 2 1

Cigarettes are my heaven, it's true.

2007-12-18 17:23:50 · answer #10 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 4 0

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