Is there some sort of code I can use?
2007-12-18 07:01:36 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
You are in supreme luck! You are so lucky I stumbled onto your question, miss!
Christmas is almost here and this is the PERFECT opportunity to say what you need to say.
All you do is wait until you are all seated at the table on Christmas day, eating and gorging.
THEN you fill your mouth up past capacity with something like mashed potatoes or stuffing, turn directly to them, look them in the eye and say "I hate your f***ing guts?"
But it will SOUND like, "Ugh huh hu wughih uhf?" You gotta bring the tone up at the end to make it sound like a question, very important, as it is another good addition to throwing them off.
They will say "what?" and probably laugh, cos it's sounds silly, so when you swallow, then you say something innocuous like, "Do you like the ham?"
You can do this ALL night if you want. I had a friend who REALLY did this to her parents all the time when we were in 7th grade (light years ago). I was always shocked but it really works, you couldn't understand what she was saying. Good luck.
2007-12-18 09:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by TAP 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad idea whether you hate them or not. Remaining politely civil is important as these folks are also the grandparents of your children. And you don't want to have your spouse choosing sides. So unless they are felons, keep the peace.
2007-12-18 16:36:55 · answer #2 · answered by dawnb 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Simply tell them in a language they don't understand! Or use the following code...
A = O
B = D
C = F
D = J
E = E
G = I
H = L
K = Q
M = N
P = R
S = Y
T = V
Write the word HATE!!!
2007-12-18 15:48:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 3⤋
Why do you "hate" your inlaws, the people who raised the man, who is your husband? Are you jealous of their relationship? Open your heart and mind, and try not to hate, life is way to short...
2007-12-18 16:19:25 · answer #4 · answered by Foggy Idea 7 · 2⤊ 3⤋
well, if you had kids you could teach them to call them "Tampa" and "Tamna" as terms of affection.
T'aime pas is French for "I don't love you" and "T'aime ma" means "I love you, mother." So while you and everyone else thinks this is cute, only you would know that they are calling Grandpa "I don't love you" and calling Grandmother "I love my mother." Just be sure you never confess...it's not good to involve kids in family squabbles, but if only you know the truth, it won't hurt anyone...
2007-12-18 15:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Learn a language they don't know, and as you greet them say hello in all different languages and throw in a few obscenities from that new language.
You could use swear words instead of "real" words. For example you could say instead of Sit down "Sh i t down" or something.
2007-12-18 15:34:19 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
They probley know by your body langue and the way you act towards them.
2007-12-18 15:11:31 · answer #7 · answered by vlad 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You knew your in-laws were your in-law when you got married. Should've thought about that BEFORE walking down the aisle. Now it's up to you grow up...and to be civil. After all they're the people who raised your husband...so if you hate them, you must hate your husband, too.
2007-12-18 16:40:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
You have some Freudian issues to need to get resolved!!!!
2007-12-18 15:11:58 · answer #9 · answered by Consider_This 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You had better first think of what kind of an impact this will have on your husband, and your marriage!!!!
2007-12-18 15:09:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋