I sometimes see names spelled out in yellow snow. If God doesn't exist, then how does the yellow snow fall in such an organized pattern?
2007-12-18 06:13:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
God sends drunken Frat boys to create such wonders
2007-12-18 06:17:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 3⤋
This is the best question I have ever seen on Y/A and I believe this miracle of organized yellow snow patterns will undoubtedly convert the most staunch atheists.
2007-12-18 07:22:16 · answer #2 · answered by Tregosteevo 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God is responsible for the patterns you see, but only indirectly. Here's the whole story behind yellow snow:
After God was done with creation he made one last check in his bag and found that there were still two remaining items. He got Adam and Eve together and told them there were two items remaining and each could have one of them.
He said the first item could be used to write your name or draw in snow and sand. Adam was so excited by this that he didn't let God describe the next item, he just kept jumping up and down, saying "Me, Me, I want it! Please, please give it to Me!" Eve just rolled her eyes and shrugged and said "Whatever, he'll be hell to live with if he doesn't get it" So God gave Adam the first penis, which he immediately had some trouble with because writing hadn't been invented yet. Still, he was having fun with it off by himself, leaving Eve with God.
"So", Eve said, "what was the other thing you had left that I'm stuck with now?"
"Oh," God said, "just multiple orgasms."
2007-12-18 06:37:57 · answer #3 · answered by steve what 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I never know but it happens every night on the way home from the bar, I just can explain it and wake up not knowing anything of the journey home, such things shall always remain a mystery to me .
2007-12-18 06:21:33 · answer #4 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Frank Zappa, who is now an asteroid, is watching over the snow to make sure the prophecy of Nanook the Eskimo is fulfilled.
2007-12-18 06:23:08 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
See, one day GWB looked out on the whitehouse lawn and saw "GWB MUST GO" written in the snow in yellow.
He said "Alright, I want to know who did this!" and he called the secret service. He told them to do whatever sciency thing they had to to find out who the culprit was.
A few weeks later, the secret service came back and told him they had his answer.
"Sir, there's bad news and there's worse news. The bad news is that the DNA tests came back and the urine is Colin Powell's."
"This is AWFUL," said GWB. "I really liked that guy, too. What could possibly be worse??"
"Well," said the secret service guy, "The handwriting analysis came back as Laura's."
Mwahahahaha!
2007-12-18 06:32:03 · answer #6 · answered by ZombieTrix 2012 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The same person who makes red cherry-flavored snow fall into triangular paper cups to be eaten by all.
2007-12-18 06:22:23 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah R 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Its got to be either Father Feck or Pelagius. No disrespect intended,but sweet baby Jesus never even dampened a diaper.
2007-12-18 09:44:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's evolution - the yellow snow survives so it keep reappearing
2007-12-18 06:17:27 · answer #9 · answered by bregweidd 6 · 8⤊ 0⤋
For some reason I'm thinking of "streets of gold" right now....
2007-12-18 06:43:44 · answer #10 · answered by Jack B, goodbye, Yahoo! 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋