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Matthew 5:41
'Give to the one who asks you, and do not reject the one who wants to borrow from you.'

Luke 6:30
'Give to everyone who asks you.'
'And do not ask for your possessions back from the person who takes them away.'

2007-12-18 05:42:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

to all the christians answering, could you also send me half of what's in your respective bank accounts?

2007-12-18 05:46:36 · update #1

19 answers

Loop hole nice one.....

I was just going to count on the fact that the God I have heard about is meant to be loving, and would understand my need for tangible evidence. A moral God couldn't torture me forever for requiring facts and measurable data in order to avoid deception could he?

2007-12-18 05:45:42 · answer #1 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 3 2

Sure, we can share my space wherever, but since you are SUCH a pain in the arss, I suggest that we give each other some space. And try to remember to flush the toilet...

Yes you may have half my bank account. I am currently overdrawn about $245, so please send a check.

2007-12-18 07:45:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

lol. Well, a place in Heaven is not quite the same as what those scriptures are talking about. They are talking about worldly possessions. A spot in Heaven is not ours to give.

2007-12-18 05:46:30 · answer #3 · answered by . 7 · 2 1

I will not take Biblical instruction from anyone who does not believe the Bible is the inspired Word of God. There is a place for you though, if you want it.
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2007-12-18 05:49:52 · answer #4 · answered by Char 7 · 2 1

I guess you are not Christian. You are misusing God's words. You don't see the real meaning and you tried to turn it around and make a joke out of it? God knows. I will pray for you!

2007-12-18 05:55:17 · answer #5 · answered by Serena 2 · 1 1

Sadly for you, those scriptures can only apply to people who are still living. Once you die, it's too late to change your mind and try to get into heaven.

2007-12-18 06:20:49 · answer #6 · answered by kaz716 7 · 0 1

How would that work numbnuts??? You don't believe in heaven or hell so if you're right there won't be a heaven to take my place in...

You rode the short bus to school didn't you???

2007-12-18 05:46:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 2

Here's $10, don't spend it all in one place. LoL

2007-12-18 06:19:56 · answer #8 · answered by Tohru ♥ Kyo 3 · 1 0

We each stand on what we do. God does not allow us to trade places.

Why don't you rethink what your doing and join us? There is room for you in Heaven.

2007-12-18 05:46:54 · answer #9 · answered by Ruth 7 · 1 1

Well, if you are wrong and we are right, you may repent and accept Jesus and have you're own place in heaven. You won't need mine, then.

2007-12-18 05:46:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

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