didn't he read my letters?
2007-12-18 05:21:03 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus isn't in charge of that, silly. Santa is. Since Jesus didn't get Mystery Date for Christmas one year, he quit believing in Santa. So they don't communicate much.
2007-12-18 05:51:55 · answer #1 · answered by Princess Ninja 7 · 4⤊ 1⤋
Jesus was a carpenter and didn't have the means to afford expensive gifts like rock tumblers. He is too busy trying to bless the likes of Kenneth Copeland.
2007-12-18 13:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by ɹɐǝɟsuɐs Blessed Cheese Maker 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus doesnt deliver gifts, Santa does. Try writing him or maybe you are just very naughty and don't deserve a rock tumbler.
2007-12-18 13:25:10 · answer #3 · answered by ehrlich 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
For God so loved the world that he gave his only son that whosoever believes in him shall get a rock tumbler for Christmas? What bible did you read that in? LOL
2007-12-18 13:26:08 · answer #4 · answered by KAL 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is dead. Dead people can't read.
Ps. Write to Santa and aim higher than a rock tumbler.
2007-12-18 13:25:37 · answer #5 · answered by Jovibot, of the flying species 3 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Ask Santa silly, not Jesus.
2007-12-18 13:26:28 · answer #6 · answered by lilith663 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hmmmmm.......Isn't it neat that on Christmas, Jesus Birthday, that we get gifts, not him....................... maybe you should give Jesus your life and then you'll get the rock tumbler.
2007-12-18 13:25:40 · answer #7 · answered by Michael 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You're not asking the right person. Try Santa.
2007-12-18 13:24:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Jesus doesn't do mail order - He is the ultimate gift
2007-12-18 13:26:03 · answer #9 · answered by much2muchcoffee 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
If You believed without any doubt in Your mind that
this will happen, well it will happen.
Your faith must be absolutely and a hundred percent.
No 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999.
100 %.
2007-12-18 13:40:41 · answer #10 · answered by seagrowerpavel 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋